The Scariest The Scariest: Skeletons Out of the Closet Written by John Stanley on May 28, 2016 More in The Scariest: The Scariest: Ash to Ashes May 28, 2016 The Scariest: Bruce Campbell Makes an Ash of Himself May 28, 2016 The Scariest: British Nurse & American Werewolf May 28, 2016 What we see here are skeletal remains of The Army of Darkness. If you hear rattling sounds, that’s the bones of these creatures. At least you can’t call them spineless. But should we call them hip? I wonder if they smoke joints. Knee jerks, I bet. They certainly have a leg up on the rest of mankind.